"You bunch of faggots! What are you lookin at?! What the fuck are you looking at?!" pipes Johnny Woo to the crowd waiting for his next move. Yes he is scantily clad, yes he's wearing a bikini and yes he's just led the Bollywood tent through an outrageous Footloose dance-off. Trashy italodisco is now pounding out. Yes, this is why we love Bestival.